Happy Ha-Ha-Holidays


Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile-toe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
A: Okay everyone, hit the sack!!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Snowflakes.

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

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